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surisburnbook:

I can’t even believe that a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. Or those knee socks. (Knee socks? Seriously?) And while I can appreciate the occasional use of licensed merchandise, I think Apple Martin’s Hello Kitty bag is rather childish. The whole ensemble is just a little too pedestrian for someone of her financial standing. Ah, well. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Everyone knows I only carry my Little Mermaid bag ironically:

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Thanksgiving Part 1

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Thanksgiving Part 1

iloveretro:

Elvis Presley

iloveretro:

Elvis Presley

allaboutami:

This was our first year setting up our Christmas tree in our new house. We bought our tree last year at Walmart after Christmas when all the prices were heavily reduced, so we had to wait almost one whole year before we could set it up! As we assembled our tree and placed the lights and ornaments…

Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money; then sacrifices his money to recuperate his health. Then he is so anxious about the future that he doesn’t enjoy the present, and as a result, he doesn’t live in the present or the future. And he lives as if he’s never going to die and then dies having never really lived.
Dalai Lama XIV, when asked what surprised him most about humanity (via amandalindsayrose)
soon2befit:

The 100 Workout

soon2befit:

The 100 Workout

amandalynferri:

pitchfork:

This year’s edition of The Village Voice’s Pazz and Jop critics’ poll is live and includes individual top tens from the following Pitchfork writers and editors: Carrie Battan, Ian Cohen, Joe Colly, Ryan Dombal, Martin Douglas, David Drake, Tom Ewing, Sean Fennessey, Larry Fitzmaurice, Andrew Gaerig, Jayson Greene, Jess Harvell, Marc Hogan, Zach Kelly, Marc Masters, Eavvon O’Neal, Nate Patrin, Jenn Pelly, Matthew Perpetua, Amanda Petrusich, Amy Phillips, Mike Powell, Mark Pytlik, David Raposa, Mark Richardson, Jordan Sargent, Philip Sherburne, Brandon Soderberg, Brandon Stosuy, Joe Tangari, Paul Thompson, Jeff Weiss, Douglas Wolk, and Lindsay Zoladz.

I’ve got so much listening to do!
sunfoundation:

sandypoint:

Who Owns The West?  The Federal Government Does.

See also the White House’s map of excess federal properties — buildings the government owns but doesn’t use or need.

sunfoundation:

sandypoint:

Who Owns The West?  The Federal Government Does.

See also the White House’s map of excess federal properties — buildings the government owns but doesn’t use or need.

retrospectator:

How television benefits your children.

retrospectator:

How television benefits your children.

boobsdontworkthatway:

I had a friend recently send me this amazing Youtube clip.

Aside from it just being a bit confusing without any context it’s simply amazing to realize that “bullet time fanservice” is now a real thing o.0

I’ve posted the gif of the chick’s super-breasts dodging the bullet before, but this whole clip is gold.